Two items caught by my spam folder today:
1. did they turn you down because you don't...
2. Have children? Should have a big house!
Um. Well. Okay.
If you're looking for a laugh along these lines, check out Spamusement - cartoons based on spam subject lines.
I also have an offer of a "Phd for sale" which you know would be so much easier than actually finishing my grad program. Now if they just had one that said "Your application for a baby has been approved" I might open it.